Monday, January 11, 2010

Snow warning (AED)

I recieved the following in an e-mail and thought I'd share it.

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Snow Warning

On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of Snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street So the Snowplows can get through".

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer Said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car On the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through".

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week, they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer Says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out.

The wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, " I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

The husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time."

7 comments:

AliceKay said...

Yep, I've seen this one a few times before. Cracks me up every time. LOL

Deanna said...

Oh my. I heard this one years ago but couldn't for the life of me remember the punch line. LMAO thank you for a good laugh!

Intense Guy said...

LMAO!

ChicagoLady said...

LMAO, that's a good one!

Celticspirit said...

That's a new one to me. Very funny! Thanks for posting it.

Toriz said...

Glad you all enjoyed it. :)

G said...

Nice.

Haven't heard that one before.