Hi humans, this is Gwydion again.
I don't have the faintest idea what's going on around here, but my house kept moving this week. No, really. I got moved around so I didn't have my house in my little protected corner, and some people were there doing something. Then my Mami got all snarly about something, and Dadi and one of them other people picked up my cage and took it in to the house. I then spent the night staring at one of those bed things in the spare room. Mami said it was, "the only safe place for tonight," but I'm not sure what that meant.
The next day Dadi and Mami carried my cage back outside, so there was lots of bumping about, since Mami couldn't use her hands to look where she was going while also using them to hold my cage. Also, since Dadi is lots taller than Mami, so was holding my cage higher up than Mami could, my cage was a bit slopey, and I was sliding about a little.
My Mami did check on me when my cage was nicely back where it belonged, but by that time I was scared and cross, so I just told her to go away, and hid in the corner. A little while later she brought some salad out to me though, so I gave her a much warmer reception, and allowed her to pet me. It took until the following morning before I would allow her to pick me up though. I love cuddles, but humans who make strange things happen to poor, unsuspecting, sweet guinea pigs like myself, don't deserve cuddle times! And these humans have to know their places, and that they are meant to be my human slaves... Here for my comfort and happiness. Not here to make me slide about in my house, and be in a strange room all night instead of in my very own spot in the garden.
I need to go eat... That will make me feel better, I'm sure!