Hi humans, it's Gwydion here again.
Well, these humans of mine are not behaving correctly! They still refuse point blank to give in to my demands for more veggies! The Mami human even went as far as to point out that I had a big fat tummy, which would only get bigger if I was fed on demand! How rude! Then she put me down on the floor and tried to persuade me to run around a bit. She's done it regularly, but I keep being too scared to move more than a few steps. When I once again refused to run around, she picked me back up and said, "if you'd run around a bit more, then I wouldn't be so mean and refuse you extra veggies." See! She even knows she's being mean! Who does she think she is? I tell you, this kind of service just isn't good enough! Kero tells me I should think about how good we have it, and think about the fact I get all the things I do get. He says I should be happy with my bowl of dried food, bowl of veggies, handful of treats, and unlimited supply of hay each day. Apparently not all guinea pigs even get that much. He says he heard the humans talking about some rabbits, for example, who just get a bowl of dried food between them each day, and veggies as treats a couple of times a week. I told him I thought he was just making it up to get me to quit... That he's obviously just siding with the humans. He insists hhe isn't though. Don't get me wrong, I do love these humans. They give great cuddles, supply me with a clean, warm cage and toys, brush me regularly, feed me every day without fail, change my water bottle regularly, etc. I just wish someone would teach them that I am the one in charge, and they should bow down to my demands. Those demands being an unlimited supply of fresh veggies as and when I weak for them, and all the treats I can eat!