Mam phoned me the other day when she had Emma, telling me Emma wanted to say hello. She'd picked up the cordless phone and - holding it out to my Mam - said, "say hello Tori."
Mam usually does call me when she has Emma; I always say, "hello Emma," she says hello back, then she'll tell me something random before going off to play with something.
Anyway, this day - the day Emma handed Mam the phone - I just said, "hello."
Emma's response was a very annoyed, "'posed to hello Emma!"
To which I replied, "I'm very sorry; hello Emma."
"Right," said Emma, before attempting to show me her crayons through the phone.
That's me put in my place, LOL!