Me: "You can't have a party without cake... It's against the law!"
Kelly: "No, it isn't."
Me: "Well, it should be!"
Sorry, but a party without cake just feels wrong to me. I've been sulking about not getting any of my Dad's girlfriend's birthday cake on and off ever since her party back in February.
So, I decided recently that if I was in charge of the world, I'd make it illegal to have a party without cake.
The punishment for breaking this law would be to have to buy some cake - preferably your favourite type - and watch while someone else ate it, without being invited to share so much as a crumb.
Of course, I'd get first refusal on being the one to punish you by eating said cake, with a team of "cake enforcers" on hand to step in if I'm too full from punishing the last person, or if I don't like that kind of cake.
I bet people would remember to serve cake at their party after such harsh punishment. What do you think?