Kelly: More crumble?
Me: Yes, more crumble!
Kelly: You're going to turn in to crumble!
Me: Better that than an orange chicken I suppose
Kelly: An orange chicken?
Me: Yes! An orange chicken
Kelly: Er... Ooookkkaaayyy!
Me: I suppose now you want an explanation or something?
Kelly: Ya think???
Me: Well, Iggy posted on his blog about a squirrel who realised he was nuts because he realized "you are what you eat"
Kelly: Right... But what's that got to do with orange chickens?
Me: Well, I'd just had an orange and we were about to have chicken for dinner. So I wondered if that made me an orange chicken. Especially with all the oranges and chicken I eat.
Kelly: You dopey buggar!!!
Me: Well, you married me, so if I'm a dopey buggar, what does that make you?
Kelly: I'm not going there!
Kelly: You're a nut! You know that?
Me: No! I just told you... I'm an orange chicken!
Kelly: You're crazy, that's what you are!
Me: Yeah, but you love me!
As it turns out though - despite what people may say - I'm actually sane... See...
My result for The Crazy Test...
You scored 5 Sane, 5 Insane, 5 Crazy, 5 Weird and 3 NeedHelp!
You might survive. Just don’t close your eyes.
Deep down inside: you are confused about circles.
Your great abiding passion is: payday
Your innermost fear is: payday
Your greatest strength is: clear thinking
Your deepest regret is: politics
Your most sincere hope is: world peace
Your best quality is: having your feet on the ground
Your weakest trait is: changing the oil
Your reason for living is: perfect teeth
When your house is in Uranus, you will find insight and wisdom. Watch for toothpicks on the 5th. Prosperity is around the corner, but you must turn on the sprinklers before you leave. Look for a sign in the peanut butter on the 16th.
When you grow up you will be the President.
You will have 2.3 children and 4 SUVs.
You will have a nice house in a neighborhood.
Your spouse’s name will be known.
You will enjoy a long and healthy life.
Everyone will love you.
Wisdom will follow you all of your days.
The Jack of Trades indicates your present. The Card of Death represents an ending. The Nine of Branches turned clockwise shows your future.
You were born in the year of the Lily Pond. Your Sign is Big. In your past life, you were alive. Your wrinkles tell the story of your life. Your destiny is unfolding.