I'm sure you've all seen the e-mail with the stupid warnings and instructions in it. You've got to have seen it at least once. I get a copy in my inbox at least once every few months. You know the one, right? The one with things like:
"On a packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts.
Caution: May contain traces of nuts."
"On a box of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outside use only."
"On the bottom of a yoghurt pot:
Do not turn this way up."
And so on!
Well, I recently discovered a new warning to add to this e-mail... Kelly and I found it among the instructions for a laptop... It said:
Do not place fingers in front of screen while closing, as trapping fingers may hurt."
I have to ask...
How many complaints about this have been sent in to make them feel it's necessary to warn you of this?