Hi there humans. It's Kero here. You know? That cute little Westie you all love! As you can see, I managed to figure out about using that fox thing instead of the internet thing we were using before. Anyway, this week I'm going to be talking about humans.
Each month Mami gets this thing she puts on me to keep fleas away. I hate the stuff! I've gotten really good at knowing she's got it though, so I hide under Dadi's computer desk. Sometimes she also has some kind of pill she wants me to take. I don't know what it's for. She says something about worms, but that makes no sense to me. Anyway, I don't want to take it, so I hide when I see her with that too. The problem is, she's gotten really sneaky. She called me to her with a treat, and it looked so yummy I just had to go to her (besides, I'm meant to go to her when she calls me). And do you know what she did? She handed me the treat, grabbed hold of me, and put the flea stuff on me. I didn't have time to even get a proper hold on the treat before she'd done it. Sneaky human! That's so not fair! I don't know what happened to the pill. Mami seemed to think I'd had it, but I don't remember having it. All I remember having was some cheese Mami had rolled in to a little ball for me for some reason, and that yummy treat she tricked me with for the flea stuff (which, by the way, was as tasty as it looked).
And there's this other human... I'm not too sure who she is. She comes to see Mami and they talk about that cane thing of Mami's, and the Monday just gone she took Mami somewhere. I don't know where, but I wasn't allowed to go, and they weren't gone long. I know they walked, because I watched from the window. Anyway, I like that human. She makes a huge fuss of me, tells me I'm handsome, and said that if Mami didn't love me so much she'd take me home with her. She says her kids would absolutely love me. But then, who doesn't? I'm a lovable dog! And, she's quite right, I am handsome!
You know what? Humans can be a bit annoying sometimes - especially when I'm trying to tell them something and they aren't listening - but they're smarter than some of us dogs think. And the humans I own are pretty good as humans go. They invite some nice humans in to the house too.
Like Mamgu and Dadci, who kept me company while Mami and Dadi went to see the new Harry Potter movie last week. They're really nice humans too. And I'm such a good boy that they said they'll stay with me some other time if Mami and Dadi want to go out together. And Mami and Dadi brought me my very own burger home with them as a present for being so good. And it was a cheese burger too!
That's all I have to say for this week.
Licks and sniffs,