Someone sent this to me, and I just couldn't resist posting it! LOL!
Grandma's On The Net
Grandama`s on the net again, the kitchens not her home,
She used to make us cherry pies, and call us on the phone.
She would talk to us for hours; now she leaves us all alone.
We miss her homemade biscuits, and I`ll make this little bet,
If you want to contact Grandma, you`ll have to surf the net.
Grandma`s surfing on the net, you bet. She is surfing on the net.
We`ve been calling her all morning, and we haven`t got her yet.
She`s on the E-mail network, with her electronic friends.
If you want to talk to Grandma, you`ll have to surf the net.
She`s never surfed at Malibu, or caught a wave at Waikiki,
She`s never seen a surfboard: hang ten doesn`t mean a thing.
She`s never met a beach-bum. Noon Doggie is just a pup.
But when she heads for her computer, you know the surf is up.
Grandma`s getting older and her eyes are getting dim,
Her random access memory is half of what it`s been.
When Saint Peter comes to call someday, she`ll say, "I can`t go yet!"
He`ll have to wait for Grandma,`cause she`s surfing on the net.