Monday, June 25, 2007

What Will You Get For The 12 Days Of Christmas?

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:

Twelve glam rockers drumming
Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling
Ten midgets a-leaping
Nine ladies baking cookies
Eight cows a-milking
Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating
Six puppies a-barking
Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup
Four calling booty calls
Three French fries
Two starving Olsen twins
And a monkey in a cherry tree
I know it's nowhere near Christmas, but who cares?

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