Can I tell you a vegan joke? I promise it won’t be cheesy.
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Q: What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?
A: A hummus-cide.
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Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.
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Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Are you stalking me?
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Q: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
A: GgggrrrRRAAIIiinnnNNnnSss!
7 comments:
I love the hummus-cide one! I'm telling that one to Nick tonight!
Haha, Tori good jokes I also love the chickpea one :)
Danielle:
Glad you enjoyed the jokes. Hope Nick enjoys the joke too.
Carol:
I'm glad you enjoyed the jokes. :)
Pretty silly ones--LOL! ;)
Rita:
Yeah... But good for a little chuckle. :)
Had a good laugh at the Tofu crossing the road one!
Iggy:
Glad at least one of them gave you a good laugh.
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