Thursday, October 11, 2018

#Vegan And #Vegetarian #Jokes

Can I tell you a vegan joke? I promise it won’t be cheesy.

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Q: What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?
A: A hummus-cide.

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Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Are you stalking me?

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Q: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
A: GgggrrrRRAAIIiinnnNNnnSss!

7 comments:

Danielle L Zecher said...

I love the hummus-cide one! I'm telling that one to Nick tonight!

CarolCooks2 said...

Haha, Tori good jokes I also love the chickpea one :)

Victoria Zigler said...

Danielle:
Glad you enjoyed the jokes. Hope Nick enjoys the joke too.

Carol:
I'm glad you enjoyed the jokes. :)

Rita said...

Pretty silly ones--LOL! ;)

Victoria Zigler said...

Rita:
Yeah... But good for a little chuckle. :)

IntenseGuy said...

Had a good laugh at the Tofu crossing the road one!

Victoria Zigler said...

Iggy:
Glad at least one of them gave you a good laugh.