Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand from claims direct
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Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill went in to town
To fetch some chips and sweeties
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes
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Georgie Porgie
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
And when the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay
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Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun
Jill, the dill, forgot her pill
And now they have a son
8 comments:
ROFLMFAO!!!!! OMG Tori, THANK YOU for that laugh this morning!!!! OMG I loved that last one. I may have to snatch this from you & email it to my friends & fam. tomorrow. *grin*
Have a great day!
Go for it! I got it in an e-mail from a friend of mine.
LOL...pretty good, Tori.
WOW! Absolutely hysterical...much needed..thanks!!!!!!!!
*snortlez* My goodness what a way to update em!
Glad you all enjoyed the rhymes :)
Fantastic! I can't share these with my class sadly!
well they made me gigle, they are very good tori.
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